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When it’s time to tighten the girth… 

whydoismellofhorse:

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English vs. Western 

•  *Sitting at a Western Show*
• Kim: I don't understand how you do it.
• Me: Do what?
• Kim: You know, just sit there, in the saddle.
• Me: ...
• Kim: I mean... it must hurt your lady bits!
• Me: Not really. It's an very comfortable saddle. Sometimes I get a bit stiff, if I hold a long jog.
• Kim: When we have to sit deep, it's so shitty.
• Me: I can't imagine having to pop up and down when riding, like you people.
• Kim: *cackle* This is fun! What else is weird about western?

Gotta love western tack.

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Sup Broski 

Hey you.

Been thinking ‘bout you.

Hot stuff.

Just wanted to let you know that my little hiatus is over.

That I didn’t lose that many followers after I’ve been absent for, lord, several weeks (^…months?).

But, just like Jesus, I’m back and ready for my second wind.

Here’s what’s up:

Thinking ‘bout changing the layout and content, tweaking that a little bit. Now that I’ve changed my major for the umpteenth time (fuck it, decided on school forever), I’ve opted to focus and channel the subject-matter into one that I’m feeling mighty attracted to as of late, which is anything and everything regarding games and geeky-ness.

A nice plethora of nerddom. 

I don’t know, think it’d be nice to have a ‘umblr that concise instead of seemingly scatterbrained. But this still will be a personal blog, so expect the occasional odd and end.

It’s going to be a long summer ladies and gents.

Think I’m going to really kickstart the transformation just in time for E3.

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Listen to my tale of woe 

Mass Effect 3 is the only game that my Gamestop decided not to hold a midnight release for.

I called and asked.

They did it for MW3, DA2, but not ME3? Idiotic.

Then, they don’t open until 10am. 

Do you know how many hours of playtime I am losing?

Finally I realized that I have riding lessons (or as my roommates call it - horsing) on Tuesday at 11am, it’s a solid hour & a half drive to get to the barn from my house.

The biggest realization I had today, however, is that even though ME3 is coming out on Tuesday, I still would not miss my lesson for it.

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lokisons:

Foods That Need To Get In Me Right Now | Fruit

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The Avengers | F.R.I.E.N.D.S AU

(idea by Jess)

So no one told you avenging was gonna be this way…

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dvint1:

You’re in a helicopter flying over a post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested wasteland, heading towards a small outpost of survivors known as Abel Township. Your mission is top secret. All of a sudden, a figure appears out of the woods toting a rocket launcher and shoots your aircraft down. You survive the crash, but hordes of undead are closing in on you from all sides, eager to taste your flesh. There’s only one option: you’ve got to run. Run for your life.

This might sound like the opening sequence of the latest George A. Romero flick, or possibly even the start of some zombie shoot ‘em up game, but it’s actually the opening of a new iPhone sports app designed to help you run faster and for longer. The principle is simple: convince yourself you’re being chased by zombies, gain a quick adrenalin boost, run faster.

Zombies, Run! is primarily an immersive audio experience. You pop in your headphones, open the app on your iPhone and go for a run. While running, you listen to an intricate story written by award-winning novelist Naomi Alderman, detailing your adventures trying to escape the marauding zombie hordes which now dominate the landscape. Those adventures, perhaps unsurprisingly, invariably involve your character running from danger. While fleeing the undead, you collect items, such as medical kits, military equipment and food supplies, which - in classic strategy-game style - can be used to help build your base. This is all great fun, but what really makes this app stand out is its innovative use of the iPhone’s GPS tracking system. While you’re out running, your progress is monitored and the sound of the undead groaning in pursuit is played through your headphones. As the zombies get closer, the sound gets louder and the groans become ever more chilling. You have to run faster to escape. (via CultureLab: Run faster – zombies are chasing you)

(via gamefreaksnz)